So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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