I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
two words: eviction party
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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