You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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