is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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