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We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.

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(661): View more from California

I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.

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(801): View more from Utah

I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream

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(214): View more from Texas

Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?

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