So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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