YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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