went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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