I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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