then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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