I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
do nipples grow back?
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