Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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