That's intense
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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