i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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