the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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