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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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