I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
wow bdsm is so cute
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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