quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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