stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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