is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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