I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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