how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
