Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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