I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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