Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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