He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
