He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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