Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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