haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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