Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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