im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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