is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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