Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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