If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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