I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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