with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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