my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Enjoy the penises
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