He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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