Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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