I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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