David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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