And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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