You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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