Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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