I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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