Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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