Your tits are I can't wait for
Please, let me fuck your mom
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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