ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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