oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
A+ Viking dick
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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