You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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