I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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