That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
