so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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