this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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