Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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